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Location: San Rafael | hahaha... |
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Location: Manteca, Ca | "Bummer of an RI, dude. You must be one of those pythons from CLS Pets in Bakersfield." |
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| "You know...stomatitis is highly contagious" |
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Location: Lost Angeles, Ca | "It could have been worse. My friend here could have farted. I would have got sand in my face."  |
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Location: Morgan Hill, CA | "Feelin' ok buddy?,your looking a little drained." |
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Location: Morgan Hill, CA | "I see you hooked up with tanya last night, she gave me the same thing last week."
"I can tell your happy to see me."
"Trust me, Bulimia will not help your figure!"
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| "i love a girl who's connected" |
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| "Where all the garter hose at?" |
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Location: Santa Barbara | "Ah, regurgitated huh? Yeah, same thing happened to me last week...darn herpers." |
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| "Wet already, I haven't even started yet"
"I have that affect on women"
"I know I'm good looking but daaaannnng." |
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Location: San Fernando Valley | "You got da curves, I got da motion" "You gotta pace yourself, man!"
Edited by Bree 5/30/2010 6:45 PM
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| "Been road cruising ALL night haven't you?
"You wouldn't happen to know Mischa Barton, would ya?"
"This might be a bad time but.. I'm Edgar, heard of CRIS?"
"You remind me of my ex wife, she was incontinent too!"
"Looks like you could use a hose bib." (Yes, I once was a plumber.)
Edited by David Tobler 5/30/2010 11:41 PM
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| petas been filming this all morning but all the snakes are inside |
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Location: San Dimas, LA County, California 91773 | billy gilman actually wrote a song about a snake in love with a garden hose
He swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum
He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight
(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
Although I`m short and stocky and you`re long and lean
I`ve got a crush on you
Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
I`ve got a crush on you
He said I`m a king snake, and you`ll be my queen
With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream
If you refuse me it would be such a shame
`Cause I`m so tired of doing my own fang
Then he squeezed her tighter
To excite her and delight her
Oh I`ve got a crush on you
(and I`ll be back tomorrow)
Next day when he got there, a two-legged man
Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand
A long jet of water shot out of her nose
Ol` king snake had fallen in love with a hose
(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
Although you`re made of plastic I think you`re fantastic
And I`ve got a crush on you.
But I don`t think it`s gonna work out
that last stanza there is a bit too long for a phrase but maybe you can use it or change it up a bit lolz
Edited by radjess331 6/18/2010 12:12 AM
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| thats a great song but no snake would mistake a garden hose for another snake is what im thinkin . esp if hes got his glasses on |
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Location: Hayward | I should have known that craigs list "casual encounters" was to good to be true. |
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